His mom told him not to give away his toys and he cried.  And then he looked at me and said, “I think you’re pretty.”

I thought it was so cute that I gave him the sucker anyways.  And the look on that kid’s face was like…

And then he was leaving and he was like “Bye, pretty lady!”  And I got real excited.

But then I realized something:  only 5-year-olds and old man pedophiles call me pretty.  So I came to the realization that my husband is either going to be an old man that needs his booty wiped, or a five year old that just learned how to use the toilet.  Oh, my life.